JENunnez Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Hmm, Geo Metro? Or maybe the 1988 Chevy Nova? Man that was sad... I thought it was so funny that if the Geo Metro lost it's brakes all you had to do was stick your hands out the window ( drag brake ) and hit the A/C button, it would stop on a dime. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooth1 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 LMAO!!! The darkest days of our automobile engineering evolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc211 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Road rage of an SUV driver: My wife is always with me when I'm driving the 4runner and a pack of hotties in "summer" attire pull up next to me in a convertible. It makes <_< turn into :chairshot: which leads to :cries: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooth1 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 Maybe consider a darker wrap around style of sunglasses and just call them your "driving" glasses. LOL!!! Just remember to control the head tilt. ROTFLMAO!!! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooth1 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 I've also found this to work...... " Honey, look at that will ya?! girls dresses like that in a convertable...makes me sick........Look at how far down that tank top goes, and how high those shorts are riding up. You know they must know people can see that!! And see how the wind blows her top back and it flutters in the wind showing way more than she should?" It's like thier just begging for attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX in NC Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 C'mon guys - suck it up and act like you've got a pair.... I can look all I want but I long ago agreed that I can't touch. I tried the "look AND touch" method way back in the early 80s and that approach came far too close to getting me butchered in my sleep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Yep. Scary stuff. Lorena Bobbit ring a bell? You definitely don't want to be "Bobbited" while snoozing. That name is is indelibly etched in my memory. And don't think she ain't looking when a Brad Pitt walks by. She's just way more subtle about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX in NC Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Like you, I'll never forget the Lorena and John Bobbit story. It still brings back the memory of some mighty close calls for me.... But my wife wouldn't have been satisfied with just chopping off my tallywhacker like Lorena did to John. She would have plunged one of her 15-inch butcher knives right through my chest and pinned me to the mattress in mid-snore. I wouldn't have had a chance.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JENunnez Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Ok, right now I'm about to kick something, again I say cellphone and driving don't mix. Stopped at a red light, big intersection with alot of cars stopped allready, not expecting this, wham from behind this big brand new Ford van smacks me from behind. The guy gets out says from far away nothing happened jumps back in the van and takes off, all this with his cellphone in hand. I didn't even get a chance to get a tag #. Now my bumper looks like s . Damn. Now comes the insurance,the body shop and the waiting bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 That my friend is a classic hit and run. You will probably need to have a po po report on file in order for the ins. co. to even consider stepping up. If you haven't already, make the report. At least you can describe the vehicle and the driver. Make sure to dust the bumper and collect any paint debris the *BLEEP* may have left on your bumper. Take Pics. Sorry to hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooth1 Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Wow, that really !!! Man, I am so sorry to hear that! Report it to the police right away. They can check for cameras and witnesses or anything that might help. I'd be calling the Las Vegas Crime lab and have Grissom on the case right now!! LOL!! What a frickin jerk!! I would have chased that guy down! until I got that plate number. I would have followed him while on the phone with the police all the way! I don't care how many traffic laws I would have to break to follow him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JENunnez Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Well now that I had chance to cool off a bit I'm just glad that it was just the bumper and no metal. I called Geico and it's covered even thoe I have to pay the deductible. Such is life. But it still su s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrome04 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 That's too bad man. I'm glad you're ok though!! Things could get a lot worse B) Grab a cold one and be happy for the good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JENunnez Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Thanks jcrome, that's how I'm looking at it. I'm ok and the car can be fixed ,Saturday night I killed a few (beers). It's only material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Wow, Geico will cover it w/out a police report? And I can save 15%? Now that's service! How bad was the hit? Good luck w/ it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JENunnez Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I have a friend that owns a body shop. It's $500, but my deductable is $1000 so I canceled the claim and pay out of pocket. Yea I know, why a deductable so high, to keep the cost lower. But yea Geico would cover it, amazing isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Actually, it would be more amazing if they covered this. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooth1 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 try explaining this to your insurance agent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatingupblacktop Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Or this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flop170 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 OMG.... how does that even happen!!!???? lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Time to re-model? Here's a twofer ----> home AND auto agents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrome04 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Woman drivers!!! :D :D :D jk!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Who is jk? Don't try this at home kids: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatingupblacktop Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 It's never too tight a space to flip a car! All you need is determination: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the o.k. Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Obviously, she was not determined enough... but.... excellent effort!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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