branshew Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Since the last giveaway was a bomb we'll see how this one goes. This one should be more fun for everyone. Maybe a better prize will get you motivated,....... so to the winner of this contest goes the following: One (1) Lexus Baseball Hat this is a brand new Flexfit (one size fits all) black hat embroidered w/ the Lexus logo in silver ... and to the runner up: The LOC static window decal (leftover from the last contest that bombed). Here's the contest: Come up with a Lexus Limerick. For those of you who don't know what a limerick is it's a basic 5 line poem with an AABBA rhyme structure. The only rule is that you have to use the word Lexus in the limerick somewhere. The funnier the better. Here's my go at it: With quality problems reaching critical mass Mercedes said: "This too shall Pass." While German faces were red Lexus turned to them and said: "Reliability? Yeah - we kicked your A$$" You have a couple of days to work on it. Try to get them posted by Friday evening and the winners will be announced on Saturday. Feel free to enter as many times as you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyofOne Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Since the last giveaway was a bomb we'll see how this one goes. This one should be more fun for everyone. Maybe a better prize will get you motivated,....... so to the winner of this contest goes the following: One (1) Lexus Baseball Hat this is a brand new Flexfit (one size fits all) black hat embroidered w/ the Lexus logo in silver ... and to the runner up: The LOC static window decal (leftover from the last contest that bombed). Here's the contest: Come up with a Lexus Limerick. For those of you who don't know what a limerick is it's a basic 5 line poem with an AABBA rhyme structure. The only rule is that you have to use the word Lexus in the limerick somewhere. The funnier the better. Here's my go at it: With quality problems reaching critical mass Mercedes said: "This too shall Pass." While German faces were red Lexus turned to them and said: "Reliability? Yeah - we kicked your A$$" You have a couple of days to work on it. Try to get them posted by Friday evening and the winners will be announced on Saturday There once was a man, rather reckless. Who enjoyed dangerous things in his Lexus, Ideas in his head, almost got him dead but they killed the poor lexus instead :( i only put this out here, cause it was me...i was the man. :cries: OR With Lexus pushing the limit, The germans seem kind of timid. Then Chris Bangle said: "Hey, Lexus is dead" But boy we sure gave him a kick in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akewlguy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Brad, are you corporate LEXUS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcpth Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 out of curiosity... r we PMing u or r we posting it up? I'll sleep on it tonight in hopes of coming up with a good one. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexusfreak Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 LOL This is good guy's.....keep going......I'm trying to come up with something, but I'm throwing a blank here at work It's 4:48 am anyway. ;) I'll see if I can come up with something. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshew Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 out of curiosity... r we PMing u or r we posting it up? I'll sleep on it tonight in hopes of coming up with a good one. Tom No PMs for this one. Post it right here in the thread. I think that everyone should enjoy them. Kewl - I'm not corporate Lexus (I'd be driving a new LS 430 if that was the case!!). I just had some leftover decals and a few other items that I'm doing some early spring cleaning with. Army- Good ones, but your last line needs to rhyme with the first two lines (AABBA pattern.) Keep em coming - Brandon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfish Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 out of curiosity... r we PMing u or r we posting it up? I'll sleep on it tonight in hopes of coming up with a good one. Tom No PMs for this one. Post it right here in the thread. I think that everyone should enjoy them. Kewl - I'm not corporate Lexus (I'd be driving a new LS 430 if that was the case!!). I just had some leftover decals and a few other items that I'm doing some early spring cleaning with. Army- Good ones, but your last line needs to rhyme with the first two lines (AABBA pattern.) Keep em coming - Brandon Here you go: While watching a lexus's motion, LOC conceived of the notion, That mechanical laws, Not an unknown cause, Ruled the physical worlds automotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosecityrain Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Is my old Lexus just bolts in a bucket? Should I fix it or give up and chuck it? I ask you fine gents For your 2 cents I fix it and decide NOT to huck it! rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toysrme Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The all time greatest limerick one of all time, and my all-time favorite joke: There once was a guy named Bob Who had red spots on his knob, The doc threw him out and started to shout Just wipe off the lipstick you slob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFeldes Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 There once was a man who got himself a new Lexus, He learned to love it more than his exes, one day, with a grin, He went for a spin, Just to "*BLEEP* off" his exes in Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard D Miller Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This is my first post so I would like to say "Hello" to everyone here. In celebration of the Rolex 24hrs at Daytona Lexus racing team Chip Ganassi, Making others cry out in pity Taking the Dayton win Was surely not a sin Now it's off to Mexico City Richard Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard D Miller Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 this is kind of fun! You may recall the ball bearing A luxury Toyota was considered a red herring But the quality was shown For the germans had blown left the volks from Stuttgart glaring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFeldes Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Welcome to the forum Richard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle0k Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I once had a beemer but girls did nothing but kick me in the femur so i did myself a favor and got a lexus Straight from the factory in texas now i use it to find out if the girl is quite or a screamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pearlwhite97ES Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I treat my Lexus as my baby, But in near the future maybe, I will take an Ls for a wirl, and maybe trade in my pearl, but I can't see when that day be! he he he I love my ES300 and yes her name is pearl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfish Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I treat my Lexus as my baby, But in near the future maybe, I will take an Ls for a wirl, and maybe trade in my pearl, but I can't see when that day be! he he he I love my ES300 and yes her name is pearl. Another one: A young lexus motorist from east kent, Had a front wheel that was bent, At a local road junction, The brakes failed to function, He came to LOC to vent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard D Miller Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 there once was a car show in Spokane that made a young man say "damn" This Lexus is great I cant hardly wait to get rid of the econobox tin can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshew Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 I'll add another one: "The luxury market - we'll take a slice" Said Toyota "The engineering must be precise" Ther Germans Succumbed Lexus became number one And never has a car been so nice SK, Blake, NC, SW03ES - where are you guys ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard D Miller Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I will have to say there seem not to be a lot of traffic on this site. I thought this tread would absolutely take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94LexusES Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 My 94 Es is old but yet Better than most, i bet With all fun a problem lies What a surprise Leaky valve cover gasket. -------- eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexusfreak Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 The all time greatest limerick one of all time, and my all-time favorite joke: There once was a guy named Bob Who had red spots on his knob, The doc threw him out and started to shout Just wipe off the lipstick you slob! lmao.....I think you needed to add 'Lexus' in there somewhere bud! SK, Blake, NC, SW03ES - where are you guys ??? & steviej.....let's hear em guys! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshew Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 I will have to say there seem not to be a lot of traffic on this site. I thought this tread would absolutely take off. This site isn't as busy as some of the others, but there is plenty of good advice without the pretense & juvenility (is that even a word) of the others. (Although I would have suspected that this thread may have brought out some of the last one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexucan Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 'Twas a Canuck who virtually lived in his Lexus That had a sweetheart waiting at home named Alexis And when Valentines Day came Was his neglect of Alex that's sure to blame For her punching him thrice deep in the solar plexus! :chairshot: Now the moral of the tale of this Lexus Is not simply that he should be more attentive to sweet Alexis But alas it's about And to be sure, there's no doubt He must sell the car or forever wonder what s*x is..... :cries: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshew Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 Thanks to all that participated. There were many good entries which made it all the more difficult to pick a winner so I asked my brother to help out in the judging. And the Winners are...... Second Place goes to: pearlwhite97ES for his entry below - I treat my Lexus as my baby, But in near the future maybe, I will take an Ls for a wirl, and maybe trade in my pearl, but I can't see when that day be! Please PM me with your addres so I can ship your LOC static decal out next week. First Place goes to: 94LexusES for the following entry - My 94 Es is old but yet Better than most, i bet With all fun a problem lies What a surprise Leaky valve cover gasket. We found that even though it was a limerick, this one had a haiku type feel to it which fit well with the Lexus theme. Please PM me with your address so I can get your hat shipped out next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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