A Joke So Bad, Its Good...

[ArmyofOne]

so a piece of string walks into a bar...

Keeping a close eye on the string, the bartender notices that the string is trying to leave without paying, so naturally the bartender grabs the string, kicks it around the floor a bit, and as a final gesture, ties a sheep shank knot right in the middle and tosses the string out the door.

A few minutes later, the same piece of string re-enters the bar and asks for another drink.

The bartender says "Aren't you the same piece of string that I just threw out of here?"

The string replies "No, I am a frayed Knot."

<_<

[dcfish]

That is as old as dirt -_-

[flop170]

mwahahahahahahaha...... good stuff

[jcrome04]

Oh..... my........ lord........

lol B)

[SW03ES]

I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL ;)

[dcfish]

That is as old as dirt -_-

I didn't mean that in a bad way ................It's been a great standby joke as long as I can remember.................

[LEXIRX330]

I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL ;)

Me too! Lol

[93LSOwner]

That is funny, but what is funnier is that you laughed for an hour.