OK.....The oil leak is the rear main seal. ($400 and some change). jsweb good job!
The strange noise was the water pump eating its housing. The guy told me if it hadn't been a Lexus I wouldn't have made it to the shop. ($500 and some change, includes a new water pump from Lexus, timing belt, other miscellaneous items)
It really freaked me out considering it has never leaked anything before (well it did leak PS fluid from a hose but that doesn't count)