I've been following this thread with great amusement. Did you ever hear the expression, "The pot calling the kettle black"? Well here's a perfect example as pertains to an above posting:
"All you had to do was leave out all that smug smarta$$ talk and I would have had a better time stomaching or "heading" ,as you say, your advise; the word is Heed not Head, and you call me a moron? "
The proper use of the word in this case should be "advice" NOT "advise". So there. LOL :D