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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most

beautiful, perfect, LS430 & walked over to inspect it closer. As

she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected Little

burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked

around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her

was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.

How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and

acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, Sir, what

is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if

you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear the price."

:lol::lol::lol:

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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most

beautiful, perfect, LS430 & walked over to inspect it closer. As

she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected Little

burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked

around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her

was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.

How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and

acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, Sir, what

is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if

you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear the price."

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:ph34r: :D

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