nc211 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 You guys see this? China car maker (JAC Motors) rips off Ford F150, and Chevy Silverado. http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2012/02/china-jac-does-it-again-with-ford-f-150.html I don't know what's funnier - the fact that they spent their money to rip off a Ford and a Chevy, given all of the other cars out there....or their name in general...JAC - as in, you just got JAC'd, wonton fueey! I've got a great way to defeat the Chinese now.... Since they're spying on us and stealing from us... how about we make plans of a super ubber weapon, monitor their spies to steal the design, and then let them make it themselves. Not knowing that it's a weapon that will self-detonate when you perform a specific step in the build. That'll teach em'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW03ES Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Unbelievable! What you have to love is that you can tell how poorly its built right from the pictures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenore Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Maybe they are preparing for the IOU's that the US owes them in loans.....Pretty soon they will own the US..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc211 Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 I KNEW You would somehow tie this to some political rant, Lenore! I almost said "first one who ties this to today's politics, has to buy the beer - LENORE!" But I deleted it before hitting the "post" button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc211 Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 Unbelievable! What you have to love is that you can tell how poorly its built right from the pictures... Well you've got to admit, the led-based paint job looks great! I'm sure the scabbies living in the seats will go away within the first month of ownership too, either on their own, or in the fire, as it burns your house down.... Any guesses on how the a/c smells? Maybe like rotten egged drywall on a hot Florida afternoon? There is one picture, from the side, where you actually see the bed isn't lined up square to the cab! If it weren't for the kungfu of 300billion people, I'd almost like to see what China would look like in a war. I bet the first 20 miles, they'd be tough as nails to fight. After that...well, last time I checked, the Midas man was an American... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenore Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 here is your beer....as told on cheers..... 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' hope they didnt use the same injectors as on my 2005 F150,.....Two catallytic converters later and two injectors, six to go. Yea I know they put a diesel in it...just kidding....Remember when Japan was copying everything back in the 50's....for you more mature folks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cduluk Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 here is your beer....as told on cheers..... 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' hope they didnt use the same injectors as on my 2005 F150,.....Two catallytic converters later and two injectors, six to go. Yea I know they put a diesel in it...just kidding....Remember when Japan was copying everything back in the 50's....for you more mature folks.... Haha... i love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cduluk Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 but at least it doesn't have condensation in both of the headlights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyofOne Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 We use JAC trucks here in afghanistan, biggest piles of *BLEEP* EVER. The army buys them cause its cheaper to buy them in bulk than it is to rent them. Awful excuse for a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc211 Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 Wait: we're using JAC while they're using Toyota? Anyone going to point out the obvious suggestion on this one!! Hahaa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenore Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 What the heck, they already make our uniforms, and other military stuff....Hope we test the stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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