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[RFeldes]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to lit erally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky !Removed! and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them

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LOL

[dcfish]

This guy goes to a bar where he meets a mature, attractive lady of

58, they drink together, get along very well and finally she asks him

if he ever had a mother and daughter threesome? He says no, but is

very excited at the idea, so they drink a bit more, then she says,

"Let's go to my place, tonight is your lucky night." They go back to

her place, she puts the hall light on and shouts upstairs: " Mom, are

you still awake?"