blake918 Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Enjoy..... A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect, LS430 & walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected Little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyofOne Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Enjoy..... A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect, LS430 & walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected Little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear the price." ← :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexusfreak Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 :whistles: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermate Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 i've heard that one b/f, thats funny, makes me chuckle everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcv10guy Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 hahaha....great joke :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99lsguy Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Thanks Blake!!! Good One!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zee007 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBdenny Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Blake, you crack me up man. My wife and I just had a good laugh at that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denslexusgx470 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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