doiturself Posted December 4, 2003 Posted December 4, 2003 A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "*BLEEP*S!" she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
Wick Posted December 4, 2003 Posted December 4, 2003 I was born and raised in Texas and I am ashamed they are from Texas. Shut your pie hole, girls. Wick
braheem Posted December 6, 2003 Posted December 6, 2003 Do a google search for "miserable failure" Notice the first result :P
acf Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 Or click on "I'm Feeling Lucky" for instant gratification. :P
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