The Lexus ------------------------- "true" Story

[Lambo Travis]

The Lexus

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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she

spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over

to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather

upholstery, an unexpected little !Removed! escaped.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had

noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as

she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we

help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though

nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the

price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to

say that if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to

sh*t when you hear the price."

:P

~T~

[SKperformance]

about a 10 year old joke and has been relaced with multiple car manufactures instead of Lexus.

[SW03ES]

LOL, I've never heard it before.

[Lambo Travis]

10 year old joke

first I've heard it -

I'm on 3 Lambo, a Ferrari, a Porsche, and several general car forums -

might be posted somewhere on'em -

musta missed it -

~T~

[JIBBBY]

I guess she will take a real crap when she drives the new Lexus and possible ruin the new leather... What a shame..... :P