amf1932 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Good grief man, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" "Oh my!" screamed the lawyer, looking down at his missing arm. "Where's my Rolex?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93lexuses Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 LOL I seen this one before, but no matter how many times i read it i still crack up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexusfreak Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 LMAO!!! Good one!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denslexusgx470 Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 LOL . good one and btw, it is very true though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DobieG Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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