Jump to content



Recommended Posts

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in

front of the office, ready to show it off to his

colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close

to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of

the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed

911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman

pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any

questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was

now completely ruined and would never be the same, no

matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop

shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe

how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so

focused on your possessions that you neglect the most

important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Good grief man, don't you even realize

that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the

truck hit you!!!"

"Oh my!" screamed the lawyer, looking down at his missing

arm. "Where's my Rolex?"


Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...