Matthew_McNally

Alan this isn't the case - I assure you you. it was a simple case of me not removing all the expression changes - I left one in, this changed the text in the way you experienced. Please accept my apologies.

Alan my apologies mate. I was experimenting with the forum software expression substitution functionality, and (as I had just been on that site) was using the phrase clublexus as my experiment. Clearly, I did not completely tidy up after myself - and left some problems lying around. Please post the appropriate link.

hey skeemer welcome to the club matey

yeah - right Rod - the front end of the grey one is quite "vanquishy". thought the side view at the top has some TVR to it as well. not that we are saying that these are bad things!

Picked this up from our sister Toyota club have to say God DAMN! the side view on the first image practically gave me wood!

lexo stick your pictures in the Gallery buddy! just hit "upload photos" - and you then browse the files off your computers disk. you can link them into posts on here then we want to see your kit.

1. Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3.It is ok for a man to cry under the following Circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man in fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. 8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. 12. Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. 13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14.Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16. Women who claim the "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. 18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean. 20.If you complement a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 21. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a Mate of yours, except if she's withholding s*x pending your response. 22. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a.Yeah, Baby, Push it! b.C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c.Another set and we can hit the showers! 23. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 24. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have s*x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary. 25. You cannot grass on a colleague who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loud speaker every seven minutes. 26. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken s*x, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was. 27. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 28. Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than 1.5 litres. Thou shall not really buy a car with less than 2 litres, 16 valves, and a turbo. 29. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 30. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for christmas?" with "If you loved me you'd know what I want!" gets a playstation. End of story.

boy the village people have aged badly :snoooorrrtttt:

the one in the middle looks like he has eaten Bill Gates!

<keanu reeves> whoooaaaahhh!! old dudes in suits - on some steps! </keanu reeves> hey HOLYBAJOLEY welcome to the club what is this a picture of mate?

hey! I'm not old B)

Steve coating I had applied was toughseal pretty happy with it - car comes up great from a simple wash and chamois. it wasn't applied at too huge a markup at all really mate - it was actually £20 ('bout $30) less than the manufacturer charges to apply it (which just means Lexus applied a slightly less huge markup than the manufacturer does ). gonna give the meguiars depp crystal 3 sep stuff a try I think - but gonna wait until a - we get better weather in the UK b - my mileage comes down a touch - not much point putting the effort into a tip top job if you are getting a minimum of 700 miles a week of freeway crap thrown on it :(

yeah - I believe you Rod. so you and Maz trying to set up a group buy on a big whale tale spoiler then mate?

well spotted. I like the referrals system - its nice to see who knows who on here. Mr S has 3, skperformance has 1 - anyone else racked up any referrals?

this is a highly desirable feature of any car! :D

yes yuck - not my taste sorry. much prefer the one you have Mike

Long, but very cmprehensive article on oils

you better be hoping your missus doesn't read these forums Mike

I have a "tefloseal"coating on my IS - so have been trying to find out if it is worth applying a quality wax to the car. Found out it is - so gonna get some megiars stuff, and apply it when I get the time.

I went G4. prolly cos I have seen so many of these "in the flesh" in dealers etc I see the older models - but going by on the road sorta thing. Again - the two tone paint puts me off the older ones - its not my cup of tea

thats nice Mike - understated. when I saw the topic, I had a horrible premonition of you sticking a huge thing on the back. :chairshot:

Hey Stella! welcome to the club I'm gonna have to stop posting in my underwear now we have a lady on the forums! :D

I'm with Rod on this one. the new model is simply stunning - hell of a pity we don't get it over here (damn those emissions rules). the others models are all really nice - only thing I don't like is the two tone paint work. need to see some interior shots now B)

Hi Don! welcome to the club my friend - glad you have found it useful! look forward to seeing you around the place on a regualr basis ;)

heard nothing but good things about megiuars and zymol zaino products are highly rated in the US - but we can't get them in the UK (where I am)