Lambo Travis Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 The Lexus ------------------------- A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little !Removed! escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price." :P ~T~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKperformance Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 about a 10 year old joke and has been relaced with multiple car manufactures instead of Lexus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW03ES Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 LOL, I've never heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo Travis Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 10 year old joke first I've heard it - I'm on 3 Lambo, a Ferrari, a Porsche, and several general car forums - might be posted somewhere on'em - musta missed it - ~T~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIBBBY Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I guess she will take a real crap when she drives the new Lexus and possible ruin the new leather... What a shame..... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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