If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer and then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling
refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily &recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.