Heard This The Other Day,

[ArmyofOne]

(JoeBob) "Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!"

(Jeff) "Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas."

(JoeBob) "Well yew cleaned up! Whaddya git?"

(Jeff) "Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT."

(JoeBob) "Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- thars 12 days ta Christmas."

(Jeff) "I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner."

(JoeBob) "That's yers too?"

(Jeff) "Yea!"

Chorus:

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

(JoeBob) "Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!"

(Jeff) "No, they're redneck gifts!"

(JoeBob) "Redneck gifts?"

(Jeff) "Yea, you know, like

if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.

Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"

Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive.

Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.

Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus."

(JoeBob) "What's wrong with that?"

(Jeff) "I didn't say anything wrong with it...

It's hard to beat..."

Chorus:

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

(JoeBob) "Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas

'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama. "

(Jeff) "You're not listenin' to me!

Get the car key outta your ear.

That's where the nine years probation comes in...

I'm gonna do it for ya again.

Now listen..."

Chorus:

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

haha, you have to sing it to the tune of the christmas carol!

[indiasfinest]

lol nice

[SW03ES]

Yep its been out a couple years.

Only problem:

Rednecks don't say "they're" or "perhaps" ;)

[blake918]

LOL That's not bad! I love all of the different versions of the song. Here's a New Orleans version (you really need the cd for the full effect.):

THE TWELVE YATS OF CHRISTMAS

(Benny "Grunch" Antin) Anzel Anzel, BMI

1. On'da foist day'a Christmas mah

Mawmaw gave'to me a Crawfish'dey

Caught in Arabi

2. In'da Christmas Picayune I seen it

Dere'n Section E, Tujaque's Recipe

3. On'da thoid day' a Christmas we

Stopped at McKenzie for Three French Breads

4. On the fourth day I said OK let's get a

Christmas tree Before'ya Drive Me Nuts

5. On the fifth day of Christmas we

stopped at A&G for Frrried Onion Rrrings

6. On'da sixth day'a Christmas we

stopped at K&B's for a Six Pack'a Dixie

7. Cemetery traffic got backed up to

Metairie at the Seventeenth Street Canal

8. On'da eighth day of Christmas me and

Rosalie Ate By'ya Mama's

9. On the ninth day of Christmas we drove

down Delery in'da Lower Ninth Ward

10. I used'ta be at Kaiser now I'm woikin

down'da street at'da Tenneco Chalmette Refinery

11. On the eleventh day at Vetran's

Highway try'ta cross the street with Eleven Schwegmann Bags

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my

true love gave to me a Dozen Manuel's Tamales

K&B...this song is old! Too, just about all of the other businesses they mention went out of business several years ago! They had a little video that went along with this that was just hysterical...as each verse passed, the guy with the six pack'a Dixie got more and more drunk! It was great

[Toysrme]

SW03ES, they do.