Here's One For You Republicans

[branshew]

I'm not trying to spur political debate here - I am an Independent and not promoting any political philosophy, but I did think that this was funny:

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the

next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio

worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice

activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued .. and On The Road Again came from the

speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd

say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I

said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, an older couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my

new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*BLEEP*S!" I

yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by

Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al

Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

[91L3xus]

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[dcfish]

I'm not trying to spur political debate here - I am an Independent and not promoting any political philosophy, but I did think that this was funny:

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the

next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio

worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice

activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued .. and On The Road Again came from the

speakers.  I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd

say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I

said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, an older couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my

new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*BLEEP*S!" I

yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by

Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al

Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

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That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing.

[branshew]

That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing.    

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That's a good one too. On that same note:

Do you know how to tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch....

....When the big hand is on the little hand.

[dcfish]

That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing.    

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That's a good one too. On that same note:

Do you know how to tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch....

....When the big hand is on the little hand.

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IALMAO

[91L3xus]

What do MJ and McDonald's have in common?

They both stick their meat in between ten year old buns.