branshew Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'm not trying to spur political debate here - I am an Independent and not promoting any political philosophy, but I did think that this was funny: I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued .. and On The Road Again came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, an older couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*BLEEP*S!" I yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dcfish Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'm not trying to spur political debate here - I am an Independent and not promoting any political philosophy, but I did think that this was funny: I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued .. and On The Road Again came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, an older couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*BLEEP*S!" I yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... ← That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
branshew Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing. ← That's a good one too. On that same note: Do you know how to tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.... ....When the big hand is on the little hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfish Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 That's a good one. I heard that joke but the punchline was: One day a couple of kids ran in the road after there ball , I slammed on the brakes and yelled "FKN KIDS" michael jackson started playing. ← That's a good one too. On that same note: Do you know how to tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.... ....When the big hand is on the little hand. ← IALMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
91L3xus Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 What do MJ and McDonald's have in common? They both stick their meat in between ten year old buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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