ArmyofOne Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 **No offense intended, this is only a joke!** This is why math is taught in school. I was driving to work yesterday when i observed a female cut off a pickup truck on the interstate, forcing the driver of the truck onto the shoulder to avoind a collision. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out of the window and flipped the woman the bird. "man that guy is stupid" i thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepsih manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 Miles to work each way, every day. That's 96 miles a day. Of these, 16 miles a day are bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars total. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, i figure i pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that i pass every day. Statistically, Females drive half of these. Thats 18,000 Women Drivers!!! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, 70% describe their lovelife as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449 According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered homicide or suicide. That's 98. 34% of those decribe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. This means that every single day, I drive past at least 1 female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has serioulsy considered homicide or suicide, has PMS and is ARMED.... Flip one off? i think NOT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW03ES Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcv10guy Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 haha... math in "real world" action. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93lexuses Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 OK that was funny. LOL :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBdenny Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 eaking of math, did anyone see the new show numbers? It was on right after the Steelers lost to the Patriots. Awesome show, but of course it probably won't last since most people don't like math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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