Cheney Experiences Abnormal Heart Rhythm

[nc211]

I'll start:

He must of been reading Halliburton's most recent quarterly financial report while enjoying his Bald Eagle omelet.

Or, maybe he's past his 5,000 mile oil change.

Or, maybe he's forced to run on 87 octane, instead of 93.

Or, maybe he forgot to wipe down his shotgun from his last hunting trip "you know, finger prints".

Or....

[RX in NC]

What heart?? No way in hell is Cheney even remotely human....

[nc211]

Before I could even comment that I'd bet you'd be the first to reply...... hahaha...

[RX in NC]

.... he came home early and caught his !Removed! daughter in bed with John Edwards....

[SW03ES]

LOL, you guys are ruthless.

[nc211]

Hahahah... I know, we're pretty bad! But, I've got another one:

!Removed! Cheney's heart condition reads exactly like the warning label on Viagra "or so I'm told"! By the way, anyone heard from Monica lately?

Some lady got all bent out of shape on a local blog associated with this story about Cheney. Said it wasn't nice to make fun of the VP of the USA, said it wasn't right to pick on him for having a medical condition. Until I reminded her Cheney doesn't have a medical condition, he is a medical condition.

[nc211]

.... he came home early and caught his !Removed! daughter in bed with John Edwards....

Hahaha.... John Edwards....what an idiot! Talk about a sleezebag. Hey, my wife has terminal cancer, wanna' go have an affair? What a pathetic excuse for being a man. Although, somewhat fitting considering how he made his money "ambulance chaser". I think Clay Aiken is also one of his love children. Someone needs to DNA those two.

[SW03ES]

I'll tell you what, I don't often feel let down by politicians (because I don't expect much), but John Edwards is such a dissapointment...