You are a LexFREAK quoting George Carlin! He is the best.
Anyhow gcarpent, yes there are many, many things that could cause the problems after an alignment you described.
Tie rods, any and all control arm bushings, tie rod ends, steering rack mounts or tires. If evrything checks out, look at the caster setting on your alignment as it will cause the problems you describe. If caster is "to spec" you may need control arm busings or control arms because SC's usually need new front Lower Control arms which control caster alignment, after 100K miles. Until all of these are confirmed a-ok, it is hard to say exactly what is the cause of your "darting" problems. With an older SC like yours (and mine) it sounds like you need new front lower control arms.
Usually this is referred to as "tramlining" when the car tends to follow the slight impressions in the lanes where other cars drive. In high performance cars it is tolerated for the increased responsiveness it gives the driver on flat roads or turns.
FYI: Go to Firestone car service garage and buy their Lifetime Alignment for $130. You pay once and get alignments for the life of your car. In your case, you can tweak and fix all you like, realign and see if it did the trick. It pays for its self after only 2 or 3 alignments. Check it out if you are able.
I recently did a front end rebuld and had the 4-way alignment after installing Supra front Lower Control Arms (highly recommended from Carson Toyota). I notice a small amount of "darting/tramlining", but it is small potatoes for the increased responsiveness I feel. Give it a try.
I too have stock tires like you. You may find better handling characteristics with another tire, but the darting is likely due to tired (14 year old!) suspension parts that can not or will not alingn to spec. I agree to avoid Firestone/Bridgestone, since I too have had bad expereinces with those brands.
Happy Darting!