HERE'S A BIT OF AN UPDATE:
So I got back to messing around with the car, making sure that I've looked over everything else before tackling the IACV. So I rechecked and readjusted the TPS and check the throttle cables and other little bits. At this point, the car hasn't moved beyond 15 feet since the problem arose, so I decided to take it around the block once traffic cleared up enough. Two-footed driving came in handy :/
I get back in the driveway and put it back in park.........and it now IDLES. Problem is, it's idling at about 350 rpm and getting lower as time lapses. So I go back and readjust the TPS, only for the car to give out, again. I get back in and start it up.....
.....and the battery's stone dead.
I get it jumped off (which apparently didn't take much) and restart the car. It fires up beautifully and holds an idle at about 650-700 rpm. The next day, the car was a bit sluggish firing up. Apparently the alternator's charging it just fine, as I haven't had that problem again, just when it sits up overnight. At some point, I'll take the battery to an auto place to have checked out...or if I need a replacement.
Pretty weird how the initial problem ended up "going away" like that. I might have to look into that trunk wire ground situation as highlighted in a few other threads, just in case.