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None of this is mine. I lifted it off another non-auto forum that I frequent, but it is incredibly funny. I was sitting at my desk LOL.

What they talk about on other forums.....

Bentley/Rolls Royce Forums

- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum

- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum

- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm

from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- How come people don't ever pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Prius forum

- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums -

Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Mercedes forum

- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum

- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

McLaren F1 forum

-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Supra Forums

-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums

-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start


Posted

I love it but where are the lexus owners

talking about everything but cars since they don;t break except getting broken into.

  • 2 months later...
Posted

That was just hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!! I think the Fiat guy IS the only member... :D :D :D :D :D

Posted
Lexus forum post:

How do I add cupholders that actually work?

LOL Very amusing :D :D :D

Posted

The Saturn and Prius quotes are great!! :lol: ES forum: "Please help...'98 ES starts and dies shortly after." :lol:

The cupholders in my LS and ES both suck unless you have a 12oz can.

:cheers:

Posted
i wonder why everyone always complains about the cupholders. Mine seem to function efficiently. :)

mine holds securely also for REGULAR-sized cups or soda cans. I can see a problem if you're trying to fit odd shaped bottles or super-sized cups. I think most people are complaining that you cannot have both the cupholders and ashtray opened at the same time and have them conveniently functional which is my case since I have a radar detector.


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