amf1932 Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Morris, the mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Lexus. Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc! Is that you? Come over here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked argumentatively, "So, Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbles Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 lol. I'll try to remember that in 8 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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