ArmyofOne Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 so a piece of string walks into a bar... Keeping a close eye on the string, the bartender notices that the string is trying to leave without paying, so naturally the bartender grabs the string, kicks it around the floor a bit, and as a final gesture, ties a sheep shank knot right in the middle and tosses the string out the door. A few minutes later, the same piece of string re-enters the bar and asks for another drink. The bartender says "Aren't you the same piece of string that I just threw out of here?" The string replies "No, I am a frayed Knot." <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfish Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 That is as old as dirt -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flop170 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 mwahahahahahahaha...... good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrome04 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Oh..... my........ lord........ lol B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW03ES Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfish Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 That is as old as dirt -_- I didn't mean that in a bad way ................It's been a great standby joke as long as I can remember................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXIRX330 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL ;) Me too! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93LSOwner Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 That is funny, but what is funnier is that you laughed for an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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