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I paid roughly $280k. That includes the engagement ring, house, honeymoon, dyson and garage furniture to sit on while she yells at me to "leave it alone, I'll do it"..

good thing about those central vac's. if you're a parent with a teenager, and you leave them alone for a weekend...all you have to do is check the central vac container too see if they had a party while you were gone. Because it is human nature for a stupid drunk teenager to throw his beer bottle tab, or cigerrete butt into one of the hose connectors. Take it from somebody who knows, and learned that lesson the hard way, many many moons ago. If I have kids, the Gods will surely take their revenge on me. If we have a daughter, she'll be eating deep-fried chocolate sticks until she's 21... I don't ever want to find "me at 16", knocking on my door, looking for my daughter. If we have boys, well, allow me to introduce my lawyer, who is on permanent retainer until they're 18 years old.

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