Materialism!

[amf1932]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in

front of the office, ready to show it off to his

colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close

to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of

the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed

911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman

pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any

questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was

now completely ruined and would never be the same, no

matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop

shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe

how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so

focused on your possessions that you neglect the most

important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Good grief man, don't you even realize

that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the

truck hit you!!!"

"Oh my!" screamed the lawyer, looking down at his missing

arm. "Where's my Rolex?"

[93lexuses]

LOL

I seen this one before, but no matter how many times i read it i still crack up.

[Lexusfreak]

LMAO!!! Good one!!! :D

[denslexusgx470]

LOL . good one

and btw, it is very true though!

[DobieG]

too funny!