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ArmyofOne
so a piece of string walks into a bar...

Keeping a close eye on the string, the bartender notices that the string is trying to leave without paying, so naturally the bartender grabs the string, kicks it around the floor a bit, and as a final gesture, ties a sheep shank knot right in the middle and tosses the string out the door.

A few minutes later, the same piece of string re-enters the bar and asks for another drink.

The bartender says "Aren't you the same piece of string that I just threw out of here?"

The string replies "No, I am a frayed Knot."

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dcfish
That is as old as dirt sleep.gif
flop170
mwahahahahahahaha...... good stuff
jcrome04
Oh..... my........ lord........


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SW03ES
I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL wink.gif
dcfish
QUOTE (dcfish @ Aug 17 2009, 07:26 PM) *
That is as old as dirt sleep.gif

I didn't mean that in a bad way ................It's been a great standby joke as long as I can remember.................
LEXIRX330
QUOTE (SW03ES @ Aug 19 2009, 05:43 PM) *
I want that 45 seconds of my life back LOL wink.gif


Me too! Lol
93LSOwner
That is funny, but what is funnier is that you laughed for an hour. laugh.gif
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